Yes, I whinge, a lot...

I don't cope very well with pain. I can push two huge babies out of my vagina without any pain relief, but I can not have a blocked nose for a few days and sit there in silence. I need to constantly whinge about it and hope that the more I whinge, the quicker I will get over my sickness. It hasn't worked thus far but I'm still trying!

I'm in bed with a blocked nose, aching head and sore throat. From the way I'm acting, you'd think I was dying. (I just have a head cold)

This is one of the only times in my life that I think having a partner would be a positive thing. Someone to make me soup, go get me lemonade and listen to me complain.

But until I find a sexy man with lots of tattoos, that doesn't mind me whinging, knows how to cook, has no kids but doesn't want any yet is happy to accept mine, I'll have to keep complaining to my Facebook friends...