Hairy Legs...

Okay, so as a female it is expected of me that I always have perfectly smooth, hair free legs. This used to be the case, before I had kids. Now however, with energy levels and time restraints, I find myself lacking in this department.

Right now, it's been about 10 days since I shaved my legs. I don't have a boyfriend, I don't wear shorts and I don't have any real immediate need to shave them except for one thing... Hairy legs ruin my dreams!!

In a dream I had last night, I was about to go home with someone famous when it suddenly dawned to me that I hadn't shaved my legs. This happens to me ALL THE TIME. Even in dreams, I often find myself sneaking into someones bathroom to shave my legs. I don't know why my subconscious can believe that I'm going home with someone famous but chooses to follow the laws of reality when it comes to my leg hairs.

It has now gotten to the point where I have to shave my legs for the purpose of dreams and when I do this, I have smooth legs in my subconscious. I'm not sure this is normal...